To Amumu: No-one wants to play with you, Amumu. To Amumu: Hey, mummy! Ill give you something to cry about! To Amumu: Oh look, Amumu. Your coach run out of last picks? To Brand: Judging by your face, Brand, Id say weve met before. To Caitlyn: What do cops and donuts have in common? I dunk them! To Diana: Diana. Pale, white and cratered. To Draven: Hey, Draven! Momma said you were adopted! To Dr.Mundo: Youll go where I tell you, Mundo. To Dr.Mundo: Hey, Mundo! I hope you please to go to the fountain. To Ezreal: Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game. To Fiddlesticks: Fiddlesticks. Spooky. To Gangplank: Arrrr... you suck. To Garen: Nice spin, Garen, thatll help while I run circles around you. To Gragas: Whats your secret ingredient, Gragas? Failure? To Janna: Bring an umbrella, its raining dunks! To Lee Sin: Hey, Lee Sin! Feast your eyes on- oh, my bad. To Leona: Oh no, its Leona. Im gonna get a tan. To Lulu: Uh oh, here comes Lulu and the butterfly. To Malphite: Sorry, Malphite, Ive got the rock now! To Maokai: Hey, Maokai, I know a court you mightve been related to! To Maokai: Maokai, youd be better as the bench. To Master Yi: What is it you mastered, Yi? Sucking? To Nocturne: Nocturne. Spooky. To Nocturne: I dont get nightmares, Nocturne, but you are putting me to sleep. To Orianna: Thanks, Orianna, you brought a ball for me to dunk on you with! To Rammus: Ball up again, Rammus. Makes it easier to dunk you. To Sion: Look alive, Sion! Oh, right. To Sona:Hi, Sona! That was the sound of you failing! To Sona: Sona, I hear you cant talk. I know you cant play. To Soraka: You called for a star, Soraka? To Trundle: You look as good as you play, Trundle. To Udyr: Udyr - four stances, no style. To Vi: Those are some pretty big hands to drop the ball with, Vi. To Vlad: The only blood on the court will be yours, Vlad. To Zilean: Rewind that, Zilean, I wanna see it again. To Zyra: Go home, shrub. Damn the Dunkmaster is a sassy bastard.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 21:00:15 +0000
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