To Sharon doing Media, Sorry what, how the hell are you so gorgeous. Your beauty is actually out of this world, its extraterrestrial! Are you normal? Do i know you? Seriously, your beauty is so whimsical that you need Galileos telescope in order to completely understand the intricacies of your flawless aesthetic. Not even joking, if you were a 4-1-1, Id rate you a 10 for sure. I assume you come from Planet Lulu, home of the shape shifters? The way you transform from a fob nerd during the day to an absolute fob party animal by night is just mindblowing. When i first saw, you were just a nerd sitting in the corner doing your Chinese homework and playing tetris. Yeah youre a gamer. Dont talk to me. Eww. I hate gamers. But Ill forgive you this time. Youre excused. Then, at night, you just become a whole different beast. Your energy when you party is comparable to Snoopy the rabbit, you jump and run around, you squeal, you have weird urges, youre primitive, wild, curious, quaint, whimsical, hes a nice guy! Its actually a bit scary sometimes. In fact, can you just take a chill pill? Just chill. Calm your farm. Dont want the sheep going Laaa Laaaa throughout the night. Anyway, usually Id ask to catch up over coffee at Gloria Jeans Harbourside, but this time Im just going to take a leap (Im taking the leap, not you, because apparently you cant leap). Lets spend the rest of our lives together at Camp Green Lake. I know how much you like digging holes, lets grow old digging holes together, and eating pineapple! Or if you dont like that idea, maybe we can go back to your home planet and live there? I dont know how to get to Planet Lulu, but i assume I can make it there if i just follow the methane. Ive heard its beautiful there, full of yellow snow, youre favourite! From your number one fan
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 14:34:54 +0000
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