To all my daily SPAMMERS, I don’t need windows or doors, my wife refuses to let me date, I don’t need insurance, I have no desires to grow hair, I don’t care one iota about my credit score, I have nothing to mortgage or refi, I want nothing to do with AARP. Since I don’t get paid, I don’t need payday loads. I happen to like my pimples blackheads and acne, they make me feel younger and keep my wife busy, she just loves the big gushy ones. My tags are like old friends, they give me something to fondle when I am thinking. I don’t smoke premium cigars or any other kind. I do not want another credit card. I don’t have 10,000 dollars to give you to help you get twenty million from a foreign bank. I don’t want to loose weight it would change my gate, besides skinny people are subject to wind gusts and don’t have good voice modulation. Dr Oz doesn’t have enough letters in his last name to be trusted with my belly fat, which severs as outriggers when I am navigating crowds. Walk-in-tubs may be ok for some folks but I don’t have to drain my tub or use a ladder to get out for a sandwich, to change the channel or other necessities. With a tub, water can be reused by a second person, a pet or for prewashing delicates. As for Mac-book air, nope! By the time I get it paid for it will be obsolete. I will continue to use disposable computers with low expectations. Therefore I will never be disappointed. And finally, looking younger will keep me from being used in commercials and saying “I have fallen and can’t get up”. Did I miss anything? So please Mr. and Mrs. Spammer, take me off your radar and give me the first 20 minutes of my day back. Jpdimarzio...092613
Posted on: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 19:20:17 +0000
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