To all my fellow New Yorkers, a question. You have crowded train filled with smelly hipsters that dress weird. Assuming you even can squeeze in, you will inevitably have an elbow in your ear, an armpit in your nose, some white assholes disgusting dreadlocks brushing up against you, or any combination thereof. In that same train you spy an open car. You already know what awaits you in that car. The moment you step foot inside your nasal passages will be assaulted by the stink of homeless vagrancy the likes of which make the Newtown Creek on a sweltering summer day look like a potpourri convention. So I ask you, daily commuters, one and all -- Do you squeeze in with the smelly hipsters if you can even fit? Or, trying hard not to puke, do you cover your face with your shirt and take the open car with the smelly homeless guy, knowing youll make it to work on time?
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:14:24 +0000
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