To all the First Time Thanksgiving Hostesses I offer this advice: 1) When making dressing always keep an eye on where the twist ties for the bread are. 2) If you are still asleep when I am writing this then you are slacker..to properly prepare and be properly grouchy one must arise at 4:30 a.m. 3) Do not put a hot glass baking dish with Harvard Beets on your cold metal toaster. 4) Do not freak out if the children dump the toy box and mix up all the toys and make a huge mess..you will not have fun if you are constantly trying to keep the batman men separate from the matchbox cars. 5) Instead of filling your candy bowl with after dinner mints fill it with Tylenol. 6) Even if no one likes it or eats it somebody will always ask where the oyster dressing is. 7) There is no such thing as too many pies. 8) Tell people to BYOT---bring your own tupperware 9) When you offer someone leftovers and she refuses b/c she says she is too full to carry anything to her car. Make someone carry her leftovers to the car because she will call you the next day to ask for leftovers and you have to say sorry all gone and then she is all sad. 10) Dont worry about having to sweep the kitchen floor after dinner just call in the dog...if you dont have a dog borrow the neighbors.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 11:03:48 +0000
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