To all the pimps on bicycles who roll up to the store and try and holler at the women that work at these stores , i want to share some advise 1.when rolling up to the store park the bike around the side so the clerk dont see it 2.if you do ride the bike wear bike gear and tell her you riding the bike to stay in shape or if you are little on the heavy side let her know you are trying to get into shape (dont wear your club clothes) 3.Ride a bike that fits you dont roll up riding your little brothers bmx bike or your little sisters pink bike with the tassels on the handle bars 4.if you know you aint got no car and the bike is your only means of transportation lie and say your car is in the shop getting painted or a dear ran out and hit your car and all you had was liability,most women would understand that or believe that lie. 5.and the last thing is to practice your game before you roll up cause your game has to be a little bit stronger than a guy with his own car.cause if you ask her out and she sees you riding on them pedals the first thing she is gonna say is where and the hell im gonna fit on that bike cause i sure aint riding on the bars.............. p.s ask clerk to double bag your beer cause you know you gonna try and show off a little when you pull off and you dont want the bag to bust and there goes your beer all over the parking lot this is just a little help from the guy that cares.............. this is a.riding on them twos public service annoucement
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 15:05:54 +0000
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