To celebrate the end of a brilliant year Ive decided to launch a rival to the Brit Awards, recognising and celebrating the achievements of my friends this year. So here are the winners of the first annual Ajay awards... Haircut of the year - Grant Massie #icegem Event Host of the year - Ryan Mackenzie for Pissed in the Park 2014 Worst Timekeeper of the year - Ryan Mackenzie Family Car of the Year - Lewis Fraser Golfer of the Year - Craig Barbour, sorry Lewis. Best Taxi Service - Rachel Massie Apple Addict of the year - Chay Morrison Worst traveller of the year - Sean Geddes Best lap dance receiver of the year - Gareth Smith Best bus run of the year - Ryan Mackenzie The Wrong Place, Wrong Time award - Grant Massie Protein Shaker of the year - Stephen Buchan Couple of the year - Kanye West and Kim Kardash Part 2, Ryan Mackenzie & Becky Tait Most falls of the year - Vickie Bruce International student of the year - Laura Scott Sudocream user of the year - Gavin Gatt The early bed award - Lee Gubby Watt at the Tesco staff night out. Ben Haenow number one fan award - Louise Stewart The Mormond Inn number one customer award - Shaun Mitchell Video of the Year - Eddie Thomson performing Kelis - Milkshake Worst Dance Moves of the year - Grant Massie Wii U user of the year - Alex Kemp Debater of the year - Jack Stephen for his Independence debates. The bathroom floor award - Stephen How Did I Get Here? Buchan Artist of the year - Craig Gallan for the realistic detailed drawing of a penis on my back. Congratulations to all Ajay award winners, I look forward to your acceptance speeches. Due to budget constraints you will have to award yourselves a pat on the back instead of receiving a trophy.😊🏆
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 18:18:18 +0000
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