To her new bae, this is how you do it, okay? 1. Call her everyday. Thats serious, EVERYDAY. Shell get pissed if you dont. Or shell even think you are talking to someone else. 2. Get used to her sending you blank messages, it means Call her. 3. When she starts answering with uhm uhm over your phone conversation, let her sleep. Shes sleepy. 4. If she does not talk back anymore, dont drop the call. Instead, tell her everything that you want to tell her or even how much you love her. Shes listening to you but she cant respond because her mom or Ate is around and shes pretending to be listening to music on her phone. 5. Call her pet-names like bae or babe or anything but NOT maam baby and princess (I used to call her that.) 6. Trust her with your facebook password. Trust me, youll gain her trust as well. 7. Never ever make a wallpost to another girl if you do not want heaven to meet hell. 8. Shell appreciate if you are or WILL BE a fan of Michael Buble and Kathniel. Shes a die-hard fan of both. 9. Please do memorize Everything by Michael Buble, thats her favorite song. 10. Sing for her, even if you are out of tune. I am out of tune too but she made me sing like a concert star. 11. Compliment her, everytime. 12. Handwritten letters is a must. Give her little notes and letters. She keeps them like gold and re-reads them everytime. 13. Always be with her. Pick her up from her home, send her off to school, wait til her class ends and drop her home safe. (I used to do that and I survived it so pls continue the job.) 14. DONT BRING HER TO KFC. Thanks. 15. Be friends with her friends specially her bestfriends. 16. Respect her family and love them as much as you love yours. 17. She wakes up 7am on a regular day and 4 or 5 on a school day. Make sure to have a GOOD MORNING text before she wakes up. 18. Wag mo siya babatripin ng 7am, 12nn, and 8pm. Thats her meal time pero di siya kumakain pag badtrip na siya. 19. Always remind her to eat: ON TIME. 20. She usually gets hungry at 12 midnight or beyond. PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW HER TO GO OUT. Kahit magmakaawa siya. Kahit sabihin nyang saglit lang siya. Kahit sabihin nyang sa malapit lang. Stand with NO as an answer. Her place is a very dangerous place. 21. WAG NA WAG NA WAG mo talaga siya aagawan ng pagkain kung ayaw mong magwala siya na parang batang inagawan ng piso. Kahit candy lang yan, wag mo gagalawin kung di siya ang nagbigay sayo. 22. When youre together and she tells you shes hungry, she really is so get lost and buy her food. Dont buy her soda, okay? Just four seasons. Also, dont forget the chocolates, any kind of it. 23. Bring your own HANDKERCHIEF. Wag mo gagamitin yung kanya at lalong wag mo nakawin. She wouldnt want that kasi maaalala nya ako, gawain ko yun eh. 24. Dont be shocked if she hallucinates things like you two are going to get wed on a river or anything. Haha. Its for you to find out. 25. Dream with her. Make plans with her. Tell her that you are going to take her to Paris. 26. Btw, she does not eat vegetables. But when you tell her to, she will. 27. Dont use forever and infinite in your promises. 28. She likes couple stuffs: T-shirts, shoes, bags. 29. She loves hair dresses/headbands. 30. Give her a bouquet of red roses. 31. Find tulips for her. 32. Give her a blue bear and a yellow one. 33. Buy her a necklace with and infinity pendant. 34. Yellow is her favorite color. Fried chicken is her favorite food. Four seasons is her favorite drink - she eats anything anyway. 35. Give her freedom with streetfoods because I didnt. 36. Help her with her assignments. 37. Kiss her randomly. Just be a random person. 38. Hug her from behind. 39. Hold her hand everywhere and never let go of it. 40. Matakaw siya but she does not eat plenty of rice. A cup or less will do. 41. Dont take too long to reply. 42. She will always make you jealous with other men. Deal with it. 43. She is a moody stubborn brat, ACCEPT IT. 44. Once she gets pissed at di ka nya pinansin, wag ka aalis sa tabi nya at lalo wag ka din magalit. Lambingin mo lang siya, pwede na yun. Lalambot din yun. 45. She blushes with random Iloveyous 46. When shes mad, hug her. I swear shell pull away so just be stronger than she is. 47. Follow her when she walks out because shes never coming back when she does. She wont even look back. 48. Be sensitive when shes starting to get jealous. Di nya sinasabi yun. She is not very vocal with her feelings. Dont be TOO close with her girlfriends. 49. Tell her your phones password. No secrets. No private box. 50. Dont use Downy Passion. Have another fabric conditioner. Want more? PM me. You know me, dude. Her bestfriends are my bestfriends now. You will surely know me. If you start to have troubles with her, Im here. I know her too well. And if ever, just if ever you want to dump her, give her back to me because I love her that much. Thanks. Follow my advice if you want to keep her. Nothing is enough for my princess, lahat kulang. HER EX (FEU Manila - Tech 2013)
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 15:22:37 +0000
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