To my dearest Facebook friends: a bird flying overhead shit on my sweatshirt at Animal Kingdom this morning. More about that later. Its been an exciting week as alter-ego Mr. Leeper, but Im ready to load the bus at 10:30pm tonight and ride all the way back to Kernodle Middle School with all my new BFFs and become Neal once more. First, let me fill you all in on a little tidbit of information that I neglected to mention in last nights update. The student that had an received the clothing refurbishment from the Walt Disney Company happened to be in the adjoining room to mine - and under my nighttime supervision. This young boy, that we shall call Nick (because thats his name) has been That kid the entire time while here. You know the one Im talking about - short, shaved hair - loud - trying to be the center of attention - but most of all, disrespectful. Anyway, hes had an attitude the entire week - and last night - was giving Mr. Leeper some pushback to lights out and and challenged my authority on a few other things. . Now, when I left Greensboro, I left my third alter ego, The Grim Leeper, at home. Suddenly, out of no where, The Grim Leeper appeared! Grim Leeper called young Nick over to the connecting door (I refused to go into the room of disease) and told young Nick the following: Hey man, relax. Remember - you shit yourself at Disney World and I didnt. Got that shitty pants? Remember who is in charge. The boys lights were out three minutes later. Fast forward - Thursday morning. Shitty pants had, during the night, projectile vomited on the wall, mirror, and two of his friends shoes. Of course, I didnt hear about that until later - as I had the privilege of leaving somewhat earlier to get the girls loaded and on the bus. Oh, and the kid in MY room that was sick on the first night - he got back from the Urgent Care at 3:00am. All is well, dehydrated but ok. Top two things heard today with my group: #1: From anonymous (aka Logan): Do you know what a queef is? My response, Yes Logan, I do. Logan: Use it in a sentence. (All the girls start laughing). Me: Ok. I am not going to use the word queef in a sentence. There. You have it. #2: From Angie Kent: I love you and miss you Mr. Leeper. And finally, I checked with guest services and since the bird shit on my shirt, and I didnt, I was not entitled to free Disney Swag. Well friends, time to head out! Looking forward to getting home to my sweet banana nut bread!!
Posted on: Fri, 24 Jan 2014 03:25:55 +0000