To the Nut Stain driving past my house every evening on that junky, loud, completely obnoxious 4-wheeler going 86 mph: I am going to find bricks. I am going to paint those bricks, the exact color of the road. I am going to lay those bricks on the sharp turn of the road that you decide to take oh so quickly and douchebag-ly. And I am going to watch as you get absolutely wrecked, you inconsiderate redneck phanny phantom. And I. Am. Going. To. Laugh.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:44:19 +0000
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