To the guy at the gym who stole my conditioner while my back was - TopicsExpress



          

To the guy at the gym who stole my conditioner while my back was turned, you might have my product but youll never have my hair. And to the guy who showered with all of his gym clothes on--your insecurity is showing, but hey, at least its big. Totally unrelated. On Tuesday I noticed a spider had built a web up in the sunroof of the Honda Element. I decided to let it stay and call her Charlotte. This morning I noticed she was gone. Farewell my dear, I knew it couldnt last and Im glad to have had your company for a few days. Its Friday you guys. Metaphorically, Im not wearing any pants. Literally too, I guess. Have a great one!
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 16:58:11 +0000

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