To the person who decided to start the trend to put chopped pickles in potato salad: I hate you please do the following things; step on a lego run into the corner of a table pick a scab and have it bleed more than it did the first time stub your toe get a splinter sneeze with your eyes open spill your milk all over yourself get your hair caught in a ceiling fan while its running bump your elbow hit the back of your heel on something very hard slip and fall into a shark infested swimming pool. I really do hate you.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 06:14:47 +0000