To the spider thats somewhere in my room. Firstly i would like to congratulate you on your size you are the biggest spider that has entered my room and for that you have my respect. I am a reasonable man. I have left my window and door open on a chilly night so that you can escape easily. You now have 10 minutes to escort yourself out or else i will have to reluctantly use extreme force to ensure the safety of me and all of my dirty clothes in my room. Make the right decision Mr spider. No insect has to die tonight.....
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 08:42:45 +0000