Today I saw some books, some books I saw today, and right upon this stack of books read a sign Free Giveaway. I must admit to my excitement but couldnt let anyone see because liking books is nerdy, and worse when they are free. And off I went to sulk and to drink away my woes when suddenly a thought appeared...it could work, I suppose. And at that moment I proclaimed ILL GIVE THESE TO CHARITY! so all the needy children will be filled with happiness and glee! (and secretly I thought alone, forget all them and They wont know, Ill say that theyre for charity but really, theyre for me!) and then a feeling hit me and stopped me in my place. No, it wasnt diarrhea. Quite possibly disgrace. Then, full of remorse and shame, I admitted to my plan. then, realized no one payed attention anyway, so I grabbed those books and ran! But little did I know, they were all on vaginal disease. and so I wept aloud, if only I could read! Then oh then I then did scream, would you not all think me a creepy sleaze! ...That poem is titled, experiences of an awkward introvert by Steve D. p.s. I didnt really take any of the books, I just stared at them for way too long as I considered it, then realized that people might think Im a nerd, decided it was a social trap and acted like I got a phone call from someone that I call bro man...
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 02:28:33 +0000
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