Today I was on a beach run, when I was hit with the immediate inherent need to make a bowel movement. I was out of time, if you will, & the only things around me were residential houses & a few hotels which keep their restrooms on strict lockdown from the public. One nearby hotel was under construction, & I spotted a group of porta-johns there. I had no time to think, so I waited a moment until no1 was looking at me then I sprinted over & jumped into one. Halfway through my movement, I heard LOUD commotion at the porta-john next to me, like a crane or something was lifting it to take it somewhere. Then it hit me, these porta-johns were there to be dispersed throughout the construction site. Terrified, I quickly finished what I could & exploded out onto the construction site. As I emerged several construction workers stared at me in amazement, fully understanding what almost happened. Then, I peed myself a little & finished my five mile run. Now thats #haterfree #onecockpushup #exceedment
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 17:42:12 +0000
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