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Today I was telling my students that they need to be good when Im gone on Friday. Ok, I was scaring them into submission, and one boy asked, Boy: Why are you going to be gone? Me: Im getting married. Boy: Eyyy!!!.... *Confusion* What do you say to someone who is getting married? Boy #2: You say, Tap that cuz its legal! Me: No, no. You say, Congrats! or, How exciting! Not, Tap that. Boy #1: You guys going to be mammogram-us? Me: A what? Boy #2: He said MAMMOGRAM-US! Me: ... Are you asking me if were going to have an exclusive relationship, or a breast exam? Boy #1: *Clearly offended (well, pretending to be), but has no idea what to say* Me: You meant monogamous. Boy #1: Well, Congrats on your doctors appointment. -_-

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