Today Im feeling so low. I just want to go straight back to bed. But before I do, lemme have a word with the LADIES. Kama wewe ni mwanaume, please just scroll down, tutaongea baadaye, probably kesho. Now good ladies, Ive summoned you here at my bedside before I take a Nap because Ive been watching your most recent activities on FACEBOOk and I must admit Im quite disappointed. You see, its July 2014 and you are not getting any younger. You have a life ahead of you and time is running so fast. I have been seeing you since the year began posting your clubbing photos on Facebook, talking about how bash flani ilikubamba, how you wanna get a tatoo, how you want to pierce your navel, lips, tongue and so on. My dear, that was fine. I didnt block you, I understood you. But time is moving and soon, youll be fit for marriage. No man wants to date a woman who has tattooed her boobs all over. How will you even breastfeed your child with an excessively-tattooed boob?? How will you even locate your nipple if your boob imejaa hizo matatoos?? No man wants to pick you out of a club, take you home and call you his wife. If we pick you out of a club, chances are very high that youll go back there anytime you feel your marriage is not working, yet these challenges do exist. But if we pick you out of your mothers house, we dont mind if you go back there when we quarrel because we will always come back for you, out of the love weve shared. Then you are always the first to update, Thank God its Friday(TGIF), leo form ni gani??? I guess you want to rave and celebrate every Friday. But if I ask you what exactly you are celebrating, you wont even explain. Some will be quick to say, Im celebrating my life. Woman, please get serious. Does it mean the rest of us are dead??? If you want to party every Friday, try and achieve something worth celebrating. And that reminds me, as you are busy doing the famous duck face pose on Facebook, someone somewhere is uploading her graduation photos. As you are busy talking about Bluemoon na bash, someone somewhere is talking about her forthcoming exams. As you are busy listening to Beyonce telling you to dump that broke dude and live independently as a single lady, always remember that she lives in America, not Africa, and is happily married to Jay-Z. As you are busy exposing your boobs and thighs hapa Facebook, someone is hiding her cute figure in decent clothes, waiting for the right eyes to see. I rest my case. Lemme take a Nap now. tugongane mabaadae...
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 09:54:45 +0000
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