Today a Jehovahs Witness came to my door. Now this is the absolute first time in my life Ive ever answered the door to one so I was absolutely stoked. He was a bit shocked to find me there and not some gullible old lady, which is 80% of PRs populase. But he carried on with his speech, occassionally glancing at my tattoos. We were both uncomfortable, him speaking to someone like me, and me for listening. But irregardless, we both stuck to our guns and I was very impressed with his determination and commitment to the cause. However, understandably, it seems he wanted out so after a few minutes of talking he handed me a leaflet, saying if I wanted to get in touch the contact details are on the back. He also further prompted me to look into further details on the will of God. I thanked him for his time and wished him a good day, and just as he was wishing it back to me so we could part ways; I shoved the leaflet into my mouth and began chewing violently. His mouth dropped lower than a third-rate hooker. I gave him a little nod and closed the door. And here I thought my day off was just going to simple.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 12:41:46 +0000
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