Today feels like the beginning of Unlocking as Kurt Vonnegut explained: One sort of optional thing you might do is to realize that there are six seasons instead of four. The poetry of four seasons is all wrong for this part of the planet, and this may explain why we are so depressed so much of the time. I mean, spring doesnt feel like spring a lot of the time, and November is all wrong for autumn, and so on. Here is the truth about the seasons: Spring is May and June. What could be springier than May and June? Summer is July and August. Really hot, right? Autumn is September and October. See the pumpkins? Smell those burning leaves? Next comes the season called Locking. November and December arent winter. Theyre Locking. Next comes winter, January and February. Boy! Are they ever cold! What comes next? Not spring. Unlocking comes next. What else could cruel March and only slightly less cruel April be? March and April are not spring. Theyre Unlocking.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 15:15:10 +0000
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