Today on Hayden Vs the EDL day... So I had to go to town for an eye test today. I get on the number 1 to town as normal and its all good until I get to the market area where all the bus are backed up in a line as they cant get through the police block aide. So I have to get off my bus early and walk towards town (EDL Day 1 Me 0) I then wander through town and am met by this police line which consists of vans and coppers, they let me through and all is good. The center of town was like being in a big brother world I was surrounded by scaffold fences, police officers running to places and riot vans. The faint chants of Asian men are raping our kids and the noise of a helicopter ring through my ears. I then make it to Boots to have my eyes tested. (EDL Day 1 Me 0) About half an hour later I leave boots and just as Im near the entrance of the store I see a group of men surrounded by a huddle of police men/women 2 big(ish) blokes manage to get out and start beating seven bells of shit out of each other... SO being the smart bloke that I am I walked back into boots and stood by the door with the security guard, we then got chatting about the day and he shared his grapes with me! Oh and I have perfect vision! (EDL Day 1 Hayden 2) So then Im going back to where the line of bus are backed up and have to walk through this police line to get there the police then say I cant go through which is fair enough I kinda like my face and dont want it breaking so I walked around.... (EDL day 2 Hayden 2) So then I find out that the bus are not running from town and Im gonna have to walk from town all the way to brecks before I can get on a bus... Needless to say at this point I am pretty annoyed with this day as I dont want to walk home. (EDL day 3 Hayden 2) So I begin walking and shortly after this police car pulls up next to me and this stern sounding man asks me where Ive been/am going. So being the upstanding citizen that I am I inform him of my day and thank him for keeping town safe. He then surprises me and offers to drive me to brecks here the bus are running. Which I believe is the Victory blow and Is worth 5 points. (EDL day 3 Hayden 7) SO I WIN! AND I DIDNT DIE AND I HAVE PERFECT VISION AND A FREE RIDE IN A POLICE CAR AND GRAPES! TL;DR EDL day was a pain.... (Sorry for the poor English skills I have shown above and for the essay of a status.)
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 15:42:57 +0000
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