Todays Joke Thatll Scare em As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my baseball bat, thinking that could scare him off, and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came around the corner with the bat raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him.” She looked my naked self up and down and mumbled, “You didn’t need the bat. Daily Thoughts “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” ~ J.K. Rowling People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. ~ Kent M. Keith I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”~ Douglas Adams,
Posted on: Fri, 28 Feb 2014 15:20:52 +0000
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