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Todays Words of Wisdom from my Mother... Me: You used to say that anything is possible and that I could do anything I wanted if I worked hard... Mom: I lied. Me: Mom! Mom: Please...remember when you tried to play the baseball when you were 10? And the first time you had to run we had to take you to the hospital? You kept saying to the doctor that you were having an allergic reaction and I was telling him you were allergic to exercise. Me: What does any of this have to do with anything being possible? Mom: You are too old for that bullshit. Let me give you the reality. The sky will never be green, the Jews will never get along with the Muslims, and you will never be an athlete. Me: Thanks for the pep talk, Mom. Mom: Anytime. #ShitMyIranianMomSays #HAMTREE2015
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:28:21 +0000

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