Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Xmas raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a whole years supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize, six months supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. Great, said Tom. I love spaghetti. So do I, said Dick. And hows the toilet brush, Harry? Not so good, Harry said, I reckon Ill go back to paper...
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 23:00:00 +0000
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