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Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someones house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.MAN: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both one wish each, and I will keep one wish for myself.TOM: I want a billion dollars! WIFE: I want a house in every country of the world? GENIE: Done. Done.TOM: And what is your wish genie? GENIE: Well, since I havent loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife. TOM: Emm...Ok! Youre getting us a lot of money. I guess I dont mind.The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours.After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband? WIFE answers: 35. GENIE: Really? And he still believes in genie stories.

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