Tom is cruising down the highway way over the speed limit. Cop - TopicsExpress

Tom is cruising down the highway way over the speed limit. Cop pulls him over. “Sorry officer, guess the speedometer got away from me. Happens every time I get hammered and try to drive home.” “What?! You’re intoxicated?” “Well I needed a stiff drink after I shot that guy! It’s okay though, I managed to fit the body in the trunk.” “Sir, keep your hands where I can see them. Give me your license and registration right now.” “Well I would but it’s in the glove box where I threw the gun, it’s still pretty bloody and I don’t want it to fall out until it’s dried.” “Do. Not. Move. I’m calling for back-up.” Back-up gets there. Second officer gets out, and says “Sir, please open your trunk.” Tom opens it...continue reading --> goo.gl/FFt7GH

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