Tomorrow marks the 15th year anniversary of the death of my 8th wife. We were on our way to a game of mini-golf when our car was struck by a sanitation truck and she died instantly. I survived, but my left arm was mangled and on its last nerve. I reminded the EMT drivers that she had a organ card so they rushed us to the hospital and immediately harvested all her organs, I pleaded with them to give me her arm for a transplant, and so they did. The surgery lastde 32 hours and assisted by 25 doctors. It went off without a hitch but I would have a few minor set backs, her arm was four inches shorter, a whole lot skinnier, hairless, and prettier. A month later on a follow-up visit the doctor asked me how was it hanging. And I looked at her in bewilderment and she immediately responded no, not that, your arm. So I said fine except I got one problem. When I go to pee, her hand wont let go, hahahahaha enjoy the song, it too wont let go!!! https://youtube/watch?v=nnRV7G7-xd0
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 13:17:35 +0000
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