Tomorrow we play Slovenia in Ice Hockey. I hope we beat the pants off of them. Always hated Slovenia. Smug little country, insolent. We have quite a history with them. The countless hours Ive waited for the time we could exact revenge against the Slovenians. Every time I pass a Slovenian, I mutter something bitter under my breath. Throw the records out when we play Slovenia! Miserable little twit of a country. Like many of the new ambassadors appointed recently, I have no clear idea where they are or what they do for a living, but, instinctively, I despise them. Not clear still what the rules of hockey are, but, I hope we, with puck and stick, destroy them. Show them some American power. That Olympic spirit be damned, spike the puck in their miserable little Slovenian mugs. Probably smell of bratwurst and potatoes. Couldnt wax their women with duck tape. Their National Anthem probably played on Kazoos. Sail on Slovenia, here comes the Yanks! Set the DVRs, bring out the champagne and caviar, tomorrow we play Slovenia!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Feb 2014 14:44:33 +0000
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