Tonight I leave my homeland and head forth to destinations unknown to my people with a trail so dark and traveled by so few. I shall go forward like a knight against the darkness of evil, like that of Mario against Warrio. I shall prevail and I shall meet my maker on this journey I have promised and committed myself to and thou shalt be happy, for this journey is not-eth for the weak, but for the strong-willed and self-disciplined men thou shalt love like thy lives of thy 300, which was a great movie, or Denzel Washinton in the movie Training Day - which is also a great movie. This will test my love, my patience, my courage and my faith in humanity. If I shall not return, remember me as a good man, a man of character, a man of awesomeness and a man of good jokes. Yea and verily I sayith unto you, goodbye my fair Zelda, until we meet again. Im only joking guys - Im just leaving for California to pick up Brittany :)
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 05:04:45 +0000
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