Tonight, in celebration of Halloween, I will dress as a Republican. When trick-or-treaters knock on my door, I will check their bags to see how much candy they have. If they have a lot, I will pat them on the back, congratulate them for working hard, and send them on their way with a handful of my finest treats. If they only have a little, I will condemn them for taking advantage of the candy welfare system and demand that they give me all of their stolen candy. Do you guys think I should decorate the front yard with oil rigs, a border fence, or both?
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:38:11 +0000