Tonights odd happenings at our comedy show. 1:A woman was begging - TopicsExpress



          

Tonights odd happenings at our comedy show. 1:A woman was begging to buy my Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt and was actually angry when I told her if I came home without a shirt on my wife was gonna get suspicious. 2:A guy in the audience laughed so hard he started to wheeze and I told him Sir if you die Im gonna post it on Facebook and brag that I literally killed tonight 3:A very elderly lady tried to grab my junk and since I commented about her chest on stage she offered to let me look down her shirt in the lobby,ok so now I know what 78 year old boobs look like....imagine very large wrinkled prunes covered in spider veins (you are welcome) 4:A guy followed me in to the bathroom and while I was peering he told me I enjoyed your stuff and then he turned the sink on for me and handed me paper towels. All in all a great night!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 05:40:41 +0000

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