Too Funny!!! Craigslist Ad of the Day Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on... - m4w (East Nashville) Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how youre still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further! I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halens guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. Im a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If youd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, Im game. I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont notice. start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion. propose to you in front of everyone. pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the drill). Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 22:53:18 +0000
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