Too Much Coffee You know youve had too much coffee when: ~ - TopicsExpress



          

Too Much Coffee You know youve had too much coffee when: ~ Youre offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. ~ You name your cats Cream and Sugar. ~ You get drunk just so you can sober up. ~ Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. ~ You can outlast the Energizer bunny. ~ You dont even wait for the water to boil anymore. ~ You think being called a drip is a compliment. ~ You dont tan, you roast. ~ You cant even remember your second cup. ~ You introduce your spouse as your Coffeemate. ~ You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 22:25:44 +0000

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