Too funny!!! Box of Eggs A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man retuns home, gets the box out from under the bed and opens it to find 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash.He returns to the hospital and asks his wife: Honey, why are there 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash? She replied: Well, over our 35 years of marriage whenever we had bad lovemaking I would put an egg in the box. So, immediately the husband thought of himself as a love machine.And he asked her then: Well, what is the money for? And she replied: Every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 18:01:43 +0000