Took Sammie for a walk, and there are 12 (yes TWELVE) missionaries heading our way to tell us about God. So, while I wait, give me your best one liners to get rid of them. The ones I think Im considering going with, if you dont give me a better ones. Karen, get me my shotgun sweetie! Karen, its our lucky day, weve got a few more god botherers to torture in the basement. Karen, I told if you if we let the last lot leave alive theyd only send more! Im so glad youre here. I went on a killing spree last week, and I could really do with some of that forgiveness stuff you guys sell. Ill take 16 bottles of your holy water if you have them. One for each victim. We worship the devil in this house, so if YOU have a few minutes, wed like to show you our pamphlet on why you should worship him. Or maybe we pour a bucket of iced water over them from the balcony and then tell them to nominate three other God botherers, so that we can raise awareness for ALS, a disease that wouldnt exist if their God was as loving as they claim.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 00:37:41 +0000
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