Top 10 things overheard at the Shores of Erie Winefest during the last decade as heard on the Noon Report today..... 10 - The secret of enjoying a good wine: A) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. B) If it does not look like its breathing give it mouth-to-mouth. 9- Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and its up to women to stomp on them them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. 8 – You had me at Merlot 7 -My glass of wine was lonely so I poured her a friend. I am very thoughtful like that. 6 – “Seven days without wine makes one weak.” 5 –“I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.” 4 –“I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.” 3 – Wine is to women as duck tape is to men… it fixes everything 2- If we need rain boots, and it doesn’t rain – we could use them as a large wine sippy cup. Or the 1st ever Shores of Erie Mud Wrestling Takes place. 1- Shores of Erie and I have have a lot in common = “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 16:49:51 +0000
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