Top 5 strangest things overheard at a naked cats kissing - TopicsExpress



          

Top 5 strangest things overheard at a naked cats kissing booth...THIS week... 1- Stranger: Oh my God! HOW do I kiss him!!?? Mom: Um.....with your LIPS? .....please...... 2- Stranger: How do you breed these cats? Mom: Shouldnt your parents have had that talk with you already? 3- Stranger: Ive heard of Therapy Dogs but WHAT ON EARTH do therapy CATS do!!?? Mom: They make balloon animals......and tap dance...... 4- Stranger (While petting my head vigorously): Is he friendly? Mom: sigh.......well he hasnt bitten you yet.... 5- Stranger (while petting my belly): I am a dog person. Cats are SO hard to read! You just can not tell when they like something or not! Me (at the same time they are petting me) : MEEEEOOOOOOWWWW .....RAAAAWWWWRRRRR.....RRROOWWWL Mom: He does not like that.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 03:30:55 +0000

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