Top Ten Rejected Bullet-Points in the MRDA Champs Welcome Packet: 10. For the sake of the Southern Discomfort, this packet comes in both English... and English. 9. In case the air conditioning fails, VIP ticket holders will get a splash-guard for derby skater sweat. 8. As this will be the sixth time in two years that the New York Shock Exchange & Mass Maelstrom play each other, lead jam will be decided by who knows most about the other teams jammer. (Begin with birthday, favorite color, and mothers maiden name ...then the hard stuff.) 7. The Friday Night Meet & Greet will be held at The New Frontier ..but any skater who asks for a beer will be given an ODouls. Any skater who asks for a shot, will be given a glass of milk...and a talking to by their coach. 6. Derby pads will be cleaned immediately after each game by the people of Tacoma, because while you may be returning home on Monday, they will still have to live in Tacoma for many years to come. 5. Skating Officials and NSO Amazon wish lists can be found on pages 2-37 of this packet. 4. Special thanks to the Seattle Mariners who made sure not to make the playoffs, so we would have the spotlight this weekend. 3. Kids 2 and under are free for this event, but only with a valid birth certificate or two incredibly tired parents. 2. To get into the theme of Maritime, a glass tank filled with fish will substitute the floor between the jammer and pivot line. Cause, yknow, what could go wrong. 1. To get into the theme of Mayhem, every third jam, referees will use a random rules set. Minors and poodles and knee starts, oh my!
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 14:27:28 +0000
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