Top Ten Rules Changes for 2015: 10. Finally giving in to a call for faster play, skaters will be tazed if they go any slower than 60 mph. 9. Anyone who fouls out will now serve an 8th penalty by being put on garbage detail for the rink that night. 8. Due to pressure from wheel companies, five wheeled skates (Quints) will now be acceptable. 7. With all of the success of halving penalties from 60 seconds to 30 seconds, 2015s penalties will be 15 seconds long. 2016 will challenge penalty box managers with the new 7 1/2 second penalties. 6. The No Panties in Your Panties rule finally goes into effect. Cause ...cmon. 5. After going away from minors, egregious penalties will now be known as seniors, where you serve 60 seconds in the box while being berated by a local grandfather about how things were back in his day. 4. If managers win their official review, they will now get a lovely sash. 3. Any official review that goes on longer than 90 seconds will include unleashing 12 adorable puppies to the crowd. 2. Hockey helmets will become mandatory. Hockey hair, thankfully, still optional. 1. After years of it not being used, the Pivot Line is being taken away and being given to a kid down the block who WILL use it.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 14:26:43 +0000
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