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Top of the mornin to ya And a tip of my little green hat As I sip a Irish coffee Its St. Patricks Day at the Mat! In the parking lot are three ladies Who got their party started to soon They are so Irish drunk They wont be sober until June I watched out the window in amusement As they tried to dance a Irish jig One tripped over the other And the third one lost her wig They finally got it together Stumbled in the mat like some deranged rag tag band One with green dyed stilettos one with green lipstick And one with a wig in her hand The one in the green heels Stumbled to the bathroom screaming I gotta pee!! While the one with the wig in her hand started staring at me Kiss me , Im Irish She slurred in a deep drunkin moan Im thinking there is no way in hell Im kissing that nasty Blarney Stone So I gather my stuff Trying to figure out how to get out of this place When the one with green lipstick Trips and falls right on her green face Im glad my clothes are done And I can be on my way I think next year Ill visit the Mat A little before St. Pattys Day

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