Top silly questions Naija peepz ask!! Friend asks me where you dey, then i said library, then later asks, wetin you dey do there Answer: I dey cook *********************************** I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much? Answer: give me N1500 mtn ********************************* They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl.. **************************************** Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises…. Question; are u going to church? NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE ************************************ NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. ************************************ Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. ******************************** On ur wedding, one walk up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife… NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. ***************************** Give me your phone number – 0803476… ….THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. *************************************** I listened to 9 o’clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. ********************************* Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast… Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. ************************************** Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso rock!….
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 16:22:15 +0000
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