Top ten things that may or may not be true about Bewbie: 10: Believes leprechauns and hobbits are real, but Washington D.C. Is imaginary. 9: Thinks that the Backstreet Boys should have a national holiday honoring them. 8: Will do anything for love, but she wont do that. 7: Has contemplated using you as a human shield during the zombie apocalypse. 6: Is truly convinced that having red hair gives you super powers like invisibility and heat vision. Nobody tell her. Its funnier to watch her run around naked yelling pew! pew! 5: Has, for the most part, only ever dated mammals. 4: Wants everyone to start calling her mistress whifflepants. Its true. She told me so. 3: Gets the words condom and condiment mixed up. Which explains why she has so many kids and her sandwiches taste like rubber. 2: Her getting in the mood music includes the soundtrack to Star Wars. 1: Speaks three languages- elvish, Klingon, and ADHD.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 00:52:37 +0000
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