Totally one hundred percent true story: Today I went to a buffet, which Im not sure if its just a US concept, but its where you pay before you eat and there is tables of all sorts of foods from like waffles to baked beans to ice cream, and you can have as much as you want. One of the attractions that i was especially drawn to was this ice cream bar in it. There were waiters and waitresses circulating around to clean and stir food or put out plate, you get what I mean. I went over to the soup, grabbed a bowl, sashayed and ducked under the people and took a B- line stright in for the ice cream bar, I was so set on getting ice cream until I saw a glorious sight, a hot fudge dispenser, did you hear that guys?!? A HOT FOTHER MURCKING FUDGE DISPENSER. I filled my entire bowl with it, and a waiter came over with a concerned grin saying, Hey there kiddo, dontcha think thats a lot of fudge for such a little girl. EXCUSE YOU SIR! I did my waiting, 15 years of it to find a hot fudge dispensor where the limitations of the buffet were only All you can eat So I will take full advantage of that, and you can mind yo damn business and go bust a table while, I have the chocolate soup that I sought after. YOU DONT KNOW ME, YOU DONT KNOW MY STRUGGLE, YOU DONT KNOW ALL THAT IVE BEEN THROUGH. Okay I really didnt say any of that, but you get the point. But, that said, theres a reason that most places dont have unlimited hot fudge, I feel horribly sick. Dear Buffet Waiter Man, You were right. Im sorry, we still cool?
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 23:24:25 +0000