Traffic cops will never cease to amaze. Today they stopped me, checked the vehicle and saw a full case of beer on my back seat, they told me l was under arrest and l was like what the heeell? He said, given the existence of a full ice cold case inside the car, there was high possibility beyond doubt that l had consumed nothing less than 4 beers. l told him to go and arrest all South Africa breweries delivery truck drivers if his ratio of analysis was correct, yooo ndopandaigochera pachiutsi, he took my car keys, l was detained from 2pm only to be released at 6pm when they were knocking off. Lesson: Never try to use common sense or prove your intelligence in front of a traffic cop, rather be apologetic and look confused.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:57:36 +0000