Transformium....f*ck you Michael Bay. Ive seen a lot of movies and tv shows, I mean a lot. Some good, some bad, some truely great, and some that should be classified as a hate crime against humanity. Of all the bad Ive seen, I can tell you why I didnt like it. I can tell you what parts were horrible, what didnt make sense, or where the plot holes were. But thats after seeing the thing as a whole. This is the first time Ive ever been able to pinpoint the exact moment everything fell apart and the narrative was lost, never to be regained. I could see the Titanic hit the iceberg, while everyone else danced on the deck. Ive taken a bullet for you world, Ive sat through 3 hours (yeah, 3 god damned hours) of cinematic bullshit so you dont have to. Do not pay to see this movie. If you must see it, sneak in (but drop some money on some popcorn and soda, its not the theatres fault Transformers exists), pirate it, park outside a drive in, or wait till its on basic cable. Thank you for your time, goodnight and Good luck.
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 20:04:02 +0000
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