Trip to Kroger Yesterday I was at Krogers buying a large bag of Pedigree Dog Food for my Fur Babies, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think...I had an elephant? So because Im older and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Pedigree Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that Id lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Pedigree Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me. (I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Krogers wont let me shop there anymore either!) Better watch what you ask us Ol Folks. We have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:58:18 +0000
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