True Story: Because I cant drive right now, I had to take a cab home after work. It is amazing at what you learn if you listen to everyone with an air of equality and acceptance. The cab driver told me the following things I had not heard previously; in 30 minutes I learned the following seven things: 1) Barack Obama was a field operative for the CIA in Indonesia. 2) The CIA knew about the 9-11 attack, and used it as a cover to fly a plane into the Pentagon to cover up a trillion dollar over expenditure on a top secret collaboration with NASA. 3) NASA already has a base on Mars, and Barack Obama has visited Mars using this highly top secret teleportation technology. youtube/watch?v=LgtBc-p2zrs 4) More impressively, the NASA-CIA team has developed practical time travel [see Project Pegasus] and--you guessed it--Barack Obama has used this technology and--surprise--he was present at the assassination of President Kennedy. I am informed there is a photograph that unambiguously shows Barack on the grassy knoll, but he didnt have it with him...Barack was not the assassin, merely an observer. 5) Mitt Romney wanted to defund NASA, and this is why the CIA rigged the election so Romney [a NASA-CIA nonbeliever] would lose the election against NASA-CIA insider Barack Obama. 6) A group of alien abductees have all told a story about a tall mulatto named Barry who worked with the alien abductors as a a translator and intermediary...and its obvious, since Obamas grandmother called him Barry that this mulatto mediator named Barry and the President of the United States once known as Barry are the same person! [No photos available to substantiate this one, and no explanation as to how Barry managed to be in two places at once.] 7) I cant WAIT until I can drive again!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 05:12:39 +0000
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