True story. Some of you may have seen my little sister post about this. But I didnt want to say anything to soon...So, I went to visit my sister monday, and as soon as I walked in, I can tell something was terribly wrong. She looked like she had just seen a ghost or had gotten some bad news. She was just staring into the deep abyss of oblivion. So concerned for the safety of her well being, I ask her, mija whats wrong?? Well apparently my 3 year old nephew told her out of nowhere, Jesus is coming today! What the!! Folks, u have to understand, my nephew is 3. He has no religion. He does not attend church. I wouldnt call him atheist, but I wouldnt call him christian. I mean, we never discuss the Septuagint or The New Testament. All me and him talk about is M&Ms, cookies, cake, pie, and the ninja turtles. So I tried to see where he would get such a outrageous comment from. I mean, I thought maybe the Mexican guy that sells corn, is named Jesus, and might have told him Ill see u tomorrow. But he wouldnt answer. Ill be honest, I began to get a lil scared. Cuz lets be real, everything thats goin on right now in the world, huge earthquakes in diverse places, famine, huge wars and huge rumors of wars, weird weather, the advancement of mans mind, everything the bible predicts about the last days. And I dont know any of us whos prepared for the rapture. Anyhow, me and her just prayed the whole night. And when I woke up in the morning to leave for work, I saw him there still. And I laughed with a sigh of relief. My 3 year old nephew is just another false prophet! Bahaha!
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 02:47:50 +0000
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