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Tube Diary: Im tired, hot. I take a seat on the half-seat by the door. Scan the carriage. Its the usual hoard of Valiumd commuters; maquillage applying secretaries, FT reading Suits, all nationalities, ethnic backgrounds. Theres no air con on here, just the hair dryer warm air breezing in through the open window which intermingles with the overpowering smell of...armpit. Young armpit. Old armpit. Stale armpit. Deoderised armpit. Asia-Pac armpit. Zone 3 armpit. Armpit from the outer-reaches of South Woodford armpit. Im cocooned in a fine fog of armpit - nostrils flapping like Kenneth Williams trying to prevent the armpits from impregnating my delicate skin. I, on the other hand, am wearing Right Guard Total Defence 5 (odourless, clear jel formula) of which I have a years supply, which not only offers adequate protection, but also prevents clothes discolouration. My stop.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 08:53:32 +0000

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