Tuesday Morning Top Tip: Friday night, Grand Slam, I get back to my seat after a trip to the lavatory, sit down only to realise that I now have a tooth pick stuck so far up my bum that Im pretty sure I will need surgery to have the splinters removed from my gallbladder! I now have two exit points in my rear and bring new meaning to the phrase Party pooper! Sunday, Wanderers for the cricket, a frikkin long day spent on a green plastic chair...the result, incurable piles in the of the shape of the SABN stamp of approval (somebody needs to be sued there)...so, if you want an anal beating, dont go through the effort of growing a beard and wearing skinny jeans, just hang out with my friends!
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 06:01:57 +0000
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