Tunda Retirement Scheme (TRS)LAUNCHED FOR TERRORISTS Terror Management Guru and bomb-making genius Abdul Karim Tunda has launched an ideal retirement scheme for terrorists across the world. The man, who believes in leading with an example, has made himself the first beneficiary of the scheme. The essential eligibility criteria for TRS are that the terrorist has to earn a ‘wanted’ status in Government of India list, before completion of 70 years of age. As per the scheme, the beneficiary gets himself arrested with Indian Police and starts living a standard retired life in Indian jails. Apart from the basic facilities provided by Indian jails like free health care and religious freedom; the beneficiary also gets the fair opportunity to meet his family-members and friends in India during his retired life in Jail. Abdul Karim Tunda Tuda is happy According to Tunda, terrorists need to be with family-members and well-wishers particularly at this age. “We don’t get to see or meet our near and dear ones too often during our career as we keep ourselves busy in terror activities all the time. But at this point of life, it is really a pleasant feeling to meet wives, children and grandchildren and be with them,” 70-year-old Tunda said. The concept of having such scheme with the help of Indian system came to his mind some five years ago, when he turned 65 and his vision starts fading a little while joining the tiny wires of the bomb. “I already wear spects with plus 5 cylindrical lenses on both eyes. I realized this is the high time I should think about retiring as low quality bombs may create problems for us,” the man who lost one of his hands while making bomb, said. Notably, the TRS has gained a valuable support from Indian police, judiciary system, media, and human right activists since its implementation. As per the jail rules, the arrested under trial gets newspapers and magazines as well as books as per demand. The retired person and his family members also get an opportunity to feature in newspapers and on television channel. Police take full care of the security and health. Moreover, they also take the beneficiary on a trip to the court periodically, where the free entertainment of lawyers’ debate is arranged for them. The Indian judiciary system has also decided to contribute in the TRS by maintaining the standard speed of the legal procedure. Human Right activists will keep a keen eye on the treatment being given to the beneficiary by the agencies. “As terrorists, we do not have any idea about human rights and ideal treatment to elderly persons. So, the support from human right activists in India would be valuable for the success of TRS,” Tunda added. The terror Guru was happy as the terror world has named the scheme after him. “I will be happy to see more and more colleagues joining TRS as they turn 70. After all, we become useless for the terror service after 70, and deserve a peaceful and beautiful life that we could get only in India,” he said while adding that the duration of TRS benefit continues even after the death of beneficiary as the authorities perform proper last rights as per the beneficiary’s religion and belief.
Posted on: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 13:43:04 +0000